"Puddle" - M. C. Escher

 I thoroughly enjoy this.  

I've arrived

caustic: [kaw-stik]
–adj.

1. capable of burning, corroding, or destroying living tissue.

2.severely critical or sarcastic: a caustic remark.

 

/rɪˈlif/ Show Spelledrelief: [ri-leef] 

–noun

1. alleviation, ease, or deliverance through the removal of pain, distress, oppression, etc.

yes, i know it sounds creepy.